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Hello, my name is José Luis Chilavert former football goalkeeper great gentleman Guarani. Surely remember me for any of my successes, such as "Maradona is the number one drug addict in Argentina", "I never give him the hand of a person who dresses as a woman", "Guatemala will never classify a global" and many more. But today I come to tell me, but a very special little person. Our ineffable Carrio Elisa Maria Avelina has written a new chapter of the book "How Win Friends and Influence People " and gives us his personal opinion:

• Hugo Moyano: " is a political monster, enemy of the Nation "
• Ricardo Alfonsin: "There is no capacity to govern"
• Hermes Binner: "No" and "He betrayed his constituents"
• politicians in general: "50 percent must be in jail "
• The rapprochement between Alfonsin and de Narváez: " It tragicomedy, an incoherent jumble, degrading and opportunistic "
• Judge Oyarbide: " distrust of him ... but sometimes make the treacherous acts to the side of justice "
• Mauricio Macri: " is inept. And a bad dancer "
• Margarita Stolbizer: " A fat farting "
• Cristina Fernández: " Cristina did normal grief and that is paid "
• Election 2007: "If there was fraud, I would be president today"
• Elections 2011: "The ruling does not reach 20% of the vote. I'll be the President of Argentina. I'm sure he defeated Cristina"
• Pollsters: "All the pollsters are being paid sums by succulent Mrs. Cristina Kirchner "
• About herself: " I am the only candidate with capabilities to overshadow the president "
• On any project " We are going to oppose it, must reject it before it starts "
• Juan Pablo Carrizo : " You can not tackle or Homeless of San Juan "
• Riquelme: "Un enfermo mental.  Que se dedique al origami"
• Japón: "Dios nos está diciendo que no usemos la tecnología"
• El clima: "Hay que leer los signos de los tiempos"
• Argentina: "En ningún país serio sucede esto"
• Anibal Fernández: "Es un mafioso del Conurbano"
• Velorio de Kirchner: "Quienes intervinieron son los de Fuerza Bruta, los que estuvieron en los festejos del Bicentenario"
• Belén Francese : "It showed its ineffectiveness when it comes to acting, dancing and creating rhymes. Furthermore, it is clean wheat"
• The Klingons: "They are a violent gang, they have no vocation Republican "
• Cinderella: " A calibrated, which went from dominated to courtly power "
• school students Carlos Pellegrini: " Manga of unruly assholes, we need a good spanking "
• school authorities Carlos Pellegrini: "Some professors useless"
• Diego Maradona: "He has done much harm to the sport"
• repressors: "I can see an old man in jail"
• Chilavert: "A guy disgusting, foul, demanding attention with his statements out of tune "

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There once was a young farmer, owner of large flocks of sheep and soybean fields, good property, he wanted to marry and leave much bestiality, and met four sisters who were all equally beautiful, so it was very difficult for him to make a choice, and could not decide to give preference to any of them.

Then he asked his mother's advice, and she said,

- "Invites the four home, serve some cheese and see how each of them eat it." -

The young man did so, and the day is the first ate all the cheese and crust.

The second cut so fast the crust of the cheese left a lot of good cheese paste, and threw it away.

Third carefully peeled the bark, and not short or long, not too little, taking the maximum of the cheese.

The pastor told all this to his mother, who said,

- "Take the third to be your wife." -

But the fourth, did not touch the cheese, but started to take off their clothes, garment to garment, as he moved lewd, revealing a beautiful breasts and a round ass and firm.

The pastor selected, and lived happily with her and sent her mother shit and sheep.

And happy Sunday to everyone.

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I do not wonder this case the former boss of the IMF because culearse type was used to entire countries, how not going to be bolted to a camuca, a domestic hotels, top African, and if it was released to Don Dominique Strauss-Kahn after paying a million- dollar, complaints (well, gossip) against continuing, or rather displayed. Indeed,

• A mine claimed she was attacked in 2002.
• A reporter called Banon Tristana (her own goddaughter!) Accused him of attempted rape in 2003 (called "chimpanzee in heat ").
• Piroska Nagy, a Hungarian who worked as an economist resigned in 2008 for the same reason.
• Victoria Vanucci said "I am going through very difficult times" and promised to file the lawsuit threats and beatings have received from the Frenchman.
• In turn, the philosopher and philanthropist Susana Gimenez, confirmed that he met the economist in Miami and this attempt to read a book , to which the television diva Argentina replied "I have to put up with bad Deals, took the opportunity to ask around the colimba to "get young people off the streets and paco.
• The actor Mel Gibson said he was not who mistreated his ex-wife but Dominique Strauss-Kahn.
• Analía, former member of the Gros, cumbia first group composed entirely of people dwarfs, also came to truth and recalled telling his sobbing "I suffered an ordeal, I was subjected to their base instincts .. .. "
• Lita De Lazzari told Facebook that Strauss-Kahn met in 2007 and talked about the alleged missing "that maybe out there walking around the world," said Lita ineffable. He added that he tried to molest her.

A list of potential victims joined in the last hours Ricardo Iorio, Eminem, Juan Alberto Badia, Paula Robles, Freddy Villarreal, Juana Viale, Rogelio Funes Mori, Nituni, goalkeeper de Camargo 564, Silvina Luna, all 4 th division of Paris St.Germain, Claudia Albertario, Juliette Binoche, Evangelina Carrozo, Catherine Deneuve's poodle, Mimiche Reutemann, the dwarf from "Amélie", Adolfo Rodriguez Saa, Natascha Kampusch, the bear Kunt and 723 people.

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1971 - Unemployed: Shishi uncle, aunt Porota, Uncle Oscar. Seated: Mostra mother, grandmother, grandfather, aunt Chola.

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A 36 year old woman won a court to allow him to masturbate in their workplace because they have a rare disease that causes a need compulsory to obtain orgasms.

Cararina Ana Bezerra, divorced with three children and a native of Espírito Santo, Brazil, suffers from a chemical alteration in the brain that leads them to searching orgasms to relieve their severe state of anxiety. Although

Ana receives a cocktail of sedatives to reduce anxiety, you still need to masturbate 18 times a day . During the peak of their disorder, have been more than 40 orgasms daily. "It was then when I asked for help. I began to suspect that this was not normal " said. And if ... Auntie would say Chola-, it was Time ...

is because of this pathological need that women had to resort to court to allow him to masturbate in their workplace without being exposed to sanctions. The unprecedented ruling gave the right at intervals of 15 minutes every two hours to meet their needs. They also are permitted to download erotic images to the computer of the company. I imagine

colleagues, cunts. Surely it was voted "Employee of the Month". On the left, we see Anna, trying to mitigate the effects of his terrible illness. Someone gives him a hand!

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Robot-Monster (1953) is one of the few films that can compete with 'Plan Nine from Outer Space' (1959) Ed Wood for the title of worst movie ever made (clicking on images to enlarge) .

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Rumors:

1. "Pino Solanas stepped off the presidential nomination because the president put twine." A taxi driver.
2. "Kirchner did not die the drawer was empty. It is admitted in coma in Israel. It sounds like your son Max shot him in the head in the middle of an argument.'s daughter recently went to visit him. " Another taxi driver.
3. "The antineoplastic A10 and AS2-1 act by inhibiting oncogenes, promoting apoptosis and activating genes oncosupresores." Stanislaw Burzynski , Polish physician.

Choose your own adventure :

're a Muchinga who moves nimbly through the city a mid motorcycle engines. You get to a destination determined by your superiors and park your road in front of a gray door that has four (4 ) posters plastered: "WARNING Do not obstruct the door" (red lettering on a pale yellow background ) "NOT OBSTRUCT" (red letters on white background) and "EMERGENCY EXIT" (2 - green letters on white background). Chaining the helmet to the rear wheel and retire to perform the due diligence has brought you here.
How do you feel today?

• If you feel like a lucky Muchinga passes to the page 2.
• If you feel like an asshole Muchinga, skip to page 3 .

Page 2: Upon returning hours later, your vehicle is intact because the gray door never opened.

Page 3: Upon returning hours later, your vehicle is actually perch on the floor because just today there was a fire drill and the door opened suddenly, letting out a mob between hasty and smiling. As if that were not enough, the gorilla security recontra you fart and shit to all passers mock your misfortune. Addition notes with great displeasure that a dog peed on the hull.

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I was visiting relatives and I found the aunt Chola. Picabo While some salami and drank a little wine, I asked about the issue of elections:
-Yo I do not understand a shit "he said, brandishing a glass- Zumuva Zutano Fulano and hate each other, but as more hate-so, team up between them, then Perengano Fulano gets angry because no banking Zutano and goes with Mongo Aurelio.
-aunt is so "I said as he cut a mortadelita-, get together with anyone with such figures, to scratch a few votes to enable them to get a charge or at least stay in the limelight.
- disgusting! "he said showed the old man, who continued the conversation with a glancing blow but was more interested in stripping 'a manic' and look Racing.
- And as things stand now? Who's who?
This indictment greatly surprised me, since his aunt Chola generally has ignored the election and politics from time immemorial.
I got to thinking and did not know how to respond. I tried to evade an answer with a curt "There are still 6 months" .

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This could entitle a comedy starring laughing session by Barak Obama (as President), Osama Bin Laden (as the evil terrorist) and ten million jerks who came out to celebrate, without seeing the dead. Nothing, not a photo. "I threw into the sea" said. What? The body's enemy No. 1, instead of being put on display or at least be photographed, is thrown into the sea. Really? I think I'm being searched.