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Hello, my name is José Luis Chilavert former football goalkeeper great gentleman Guarani. Surely remember me for any of my successes, such as "Maradona is the number one drug addict in Argentina", "I never give him the hand of a person who dresses as a woman", "Guatemala will never classify a global" and many more. But today I come to tell me, but a very special little person. Our ineffable Carrio Elisa Maria Avelina has written a new chapter of the book "How Win Friends and Influence People " and gives us his personal opinion:

• Hugo Moyano: " is a political monster, enemy of the Nation "
• Ricardo Alfonsin: "There is no capacity to govern"
• Hermes Binner: "No" and "He betrayed his constituents"
• politicians in general: "50 percent must be in jail "
• The rapprochement between Alfonsin and de Narváez: " It tragicomedy, an incoherent jumble, degrading and opportunistic "
• Judge Oyarbide: " distrust of him ... but sometimes make the treacherous acts to the side of justice "
• Mauricio Macri: " is inept. And a bad dancer "
• Margarita Stolbizer: " A fat farting "
• Cristina Fernández: " Cristina did normal grief and that is paid "
• Election 2007: "If there was fraud, I would be president today"
• Elections 2011: "The ruling does not reach 20% of the vote. I'll be the President of Argentina. I'm sure he defeated Cristina"
• Pollsters: "All the pollsters are being paid sums by succulent Mrs. Cristina Kirchner "
• About herself: " I am the only candidate with capabilities to overshadow the president "
• On any project " We are going to oppose it, must reject it before it starts "
• Juan Pablo Carrizo : " You can not tackle or Homeless of San Juan "
• Riquelme: "Un enfermo mental.  Que se dedique al origami"
• Japón: "Dios nos está diciendo que no usemos la tecnología"
• El clima: "Hay que leer los signos de los tiempos"
• Argentina: "En ningún país serio sucede esto"
• Anibal Fernández: "Es un mafioso del Conurbano"
• Velorio de Kirchner: "Quienes intervinieron son los de Fuerza Bruta, los que estuvieron en los festejos del Bicentenario"
• Belén Francese : "It showed its ineffectiveness when it comes to acting, dancing and creating rhymes. Furthermore, it is clean wheat"
• The Klingons: "They are a violent gang, they have no vocation Republican "
• Cinderella: " A calibrated, which went from dominated to courtly power "
• school students Carlos Pellegrini: " Manga of unruly assholes, we need a good spanking "
• school authorities Carlos Pellegrini: "Some professors useless"
• Diego Maradona: "He has done much harm to the sport"
• repressors: "I can see an old man in jail"
• Chilavert: "A guy disgusting, foul, demanding attention with his statements out of tune "

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Brides Proof

There once was a young farmer, owner of large flocks of sheep and soybean fields, good property, he wanted to marry and leave much bestiality, and met four sisters who were all equally beautiful, so it was very difficult for him to make a choice, and could not decide to give preference to any of them.

Then he asked his mother's advice, and she said,

- "Invites the four home, serve some cheese and see how each of them eat it." -

The young man did so, and the day is the first ate all the cheese and crust.

The second cut so fast the crust of the cheese left a lot of good cheese paste, and threw it away.

Third carefully peeled the bark, and not short or long, not too little, taking the maximum of the cheese.

The pastor told all this to his mother, who said,

- "Take the third to be your wife." -

But the fourth, did not touch the cheese, but started to take off their clothes, garment to garment, as he moved lewd, revealing a beautiful breasts and a round ass and firm.

The pastor selected, and lived happily with her and sent her mother shit and sheep.

And happy Sunday to everyone.